“What’s your sign?”

Rather than a cheesy pick-up line from the ’70s delivered through a mustache Cody Rhodes would be proud of, WWE.com really wants to know. After all, we consulted the stars and positions of the planets before formulating a series of horoscopes, applicable to both Superstars and the WWE Universe. The following mystical prophecies are based on traditional tropical zodiac signs. So, go forth, read and be amazed as WWE.com reveals what lies ahead for you in 2013.

Aquarius | Pisces | Aries | Taurus | Gemini | Cancer | Leo | Virgo | Libra | Scorpio | Sagittarius |  Capricorn

AQUARIUS (January 21 – February 19)

You’ve never been shy about offering your opinion. And why should you be? You’re both brilliant and creative, and you bestow expertise and advice on those who ask for your support, helping you to win over peers. Like fellow Aquarius Sheamus, you don’t mind others having a bit of fun at your expense, but your tolerance can turn into a grudge match when the joke goes too far. And though a demanding battle awaits in 2013, your relationships will thrive if you’re able to maintain your inherent optimism.

Notable Superstars who share this sign: Sheamus (January 28), Big Show (February 8)

PISCES (February 20 – March 20)

You often find yourself getting hit from opposite directions, like being sandwiched in a Con-Chair-To. Although open-mindedness has helped in your personal life, your inability to make tough decisions has hamstrung you in the professional arena. You hold a deep appreciation for beautiful things – Divas included – and you aren’t immune to being an idealistic daydreamer. Although some may think your head’s in the clouds, like funky Pisces Brodus Clay, you’re just a soft-hearted individual with a yearning to help others. Prepare for a confidence boost in 2013 when many of your aspirations come to fruition.

Notable Superstars who share this sign: Brodus Clay (February 21), Ricardo Rodriguez (February 17), Big E Langston (March 1), Justin Gabriel (March 3), Santino Marella (March 14), AJ (March 19)

ARIES (March 21 – April 20)

You’re not shy about showing an aggressive side and snapping a headlock on your problems. You relish the chance to confront your fears, climbing to great heights and leaping from the proverbial “top rope” in various situations. Being one member of a larger faction isn’t really your thing – you’d rather be the leader. And although you can come across as quiet and introspective, like fellow Aries Randy Orton, it’s only because your actions speak loudest. What can you look forward to in 2013? Moments of solitude and inner peace will allow your relationships to be more tranquil – and less like an “I Quit!” Match.

Notable Superstars who share this sign: Randy Orton (April 1), David Otunga (April 7), Vickie Guerrero (April 16)

TAURUS (April 21 – May 21)

Taurus is a sign of strength, stamina and perseverance as exemplified by John Cena, also a Taurus. Not only can you compete in an Iron Man Match, you relish making it look easy. And although you’re generally calm and serene, your mood can shift on a dime. You’re not immune to enjoying the finer things in life, and you’re more than willing to put in the work to acquire them. This year may be the perfect time to do so by nurturing your creative energy. Your hard work will result in a triumph of opportunities. Consider 2013 your opening bell. Ding! Ding!

Notable Superstars who share this sign: John Cena (April 23), Aksana (April 29), The Rock (May 2), Zack Ryder (May 14)

GEMINI (May 22 – June 21)

The duality of your spirit is well illustrated by the astrological twins of Gemini. Like many WWE tag teams, the twins work in tandem to create a winning combination. Much like Gemini Daniel Bryan, you balance your easily distracted nature with an intellect and sense of humor that could pack an arena. You possess a knack for both style and elegance and tend to reach out to people using proficient social skills. In the year ahead, you will put those skills to the test to reach long awaited goals. Like any good ladder match, however, there will be obstacles on your journey to the top. Just remember to endure!

Notable Superstars who share this sign: Daniel Bryan (May 22), Alberto Del Rio (May 25), Natalya (May 27), Drew McIntyre (June 6), Mark Henry (June 12)

CANCER (June 22 – July 22)

You have a strong desire to be loved and admired. That craving, and a penchant for risk taking, has led you to enormous accomplishments. The need for validation, however, can sometimes lead to feelings of insecurity, but you refuse to let those feelings get in the way of what you want and, like fellow Cancer Shawn Michaels, you have a tremendous capacity to overcome and achieve. That determination will finally pay off in 2013, like enduring a Royal Rumble Match to headline on The Grandest Stage of Them All. Your time to shine has arrived.

Notable Superstars who also share this sign: Layla (June 25), Matt Striker (June 26), Alicia Fox (June 30), Cody Rhodes (June 30), Bret Hart (July 2), Heath Slater (July 15), Shawn Michaels (July 22)

LEO (July 23 – August 22)

As a Leo whose presence commands attention and respect, you could easily be a King of the Ring. You have to be careful, though. Since your verbal skills tend to be self-congratulatory and boastful, it’s easy for others to flatter and take advantage of you. It’s not always simple for you to take off the blinders of ambition, but when you do, like exuberant Leo Kofi Kingston, you often show people your big heart and generous spirit. The new year provides an opportunity to showcase more positivity, which, if taken advantage of, will open doors for you and allow you to follow any championship aspirations.

Notable Superstars who share this sign: Dolph Ziggler (July 27), Triple H (July 27), Damien Sandow (August 3), Wade Barrett (August 10), Kofi Kingston (August 14)

VIRGO (August 23 – September 23)

You possess a nervousness and apprehension characteristic in people who work hard and have an overwhelming need to win. Like planning out exactly what move set you hope to use to defeat an opponent, your organized and meticulous nature helps you achieve victory. While down-to-earth, you can also be a bit too judgmental with family and friends. You and towering Virgo The Great Khali are thought of as sincere but somewhat shy, introverted and even a little naïve. The year 2013 will see all areas of your life moving at breakneck speed. Unless you want to see yourself down for the count, be prepared!  

Notable Superstars who share this sign: The Great Khali (August 27), Sgt. Slaughter (August 27), Teddy Long (September 15) 

LIBRA (September 24 – October 23)

Like walking the top rope or standing on your tag team partner’s shoulders, balance is key in your life. You strive for equality in your personal and professional worlds, comparing and analyzing to make the best choice in every situation. Even though you’re easy-going, the idea of a desk job does not appeal to you. You need to be in the ring, mixing it up with people face-to-face. After all, like outspoken Libra The Miz, you’re intelligent and can be quite persuasive in your interactions. Like WWE’s high flyers, the year ahead will see long-term ideas taking flight. Your values may also be put to the test, so make sure to hold true to who you are.   

Notable Superstars who share this sign: Kaitlyn (October 7), The Miz (October 8), Dusty Rhodes (October 11)

SCORPIO (October 24 – November 22)

You are shrewd and astute and can be intensely vengeful – not a person to be crossed. Like any proud champion, you enjoy a great deal of success, but you’ve also made a great deal of enemies along the way. From a similar mold as Scorpio CM Punk, you’re adventurous and prefer to achieve your goals alone but know there are times to rely on colleagues for help. Throughout 2013, stages of intense financial pressure will enter the arena, perhaps making you feel like you’re caught in a Handicap Match with your finances.

Notable Superstars who share this sign: Rosa Mendes (October 25), CM Punk (October 26), Edge (October 30), Darren Young (November 2), Ryback (November 10), Tensai (November 14)

SAGITTARIUS (November 23 – December 21)

Some individuals are content to plod through life with their eyes on their ring boots. Not you. You’re intellectual curiosity demands you seek the world’s truths – eyes wide open. You are perceived of as a brave and enterprising soul, if a bit brash. Much like rebellious Sagittarius "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, you pride yourself on telling it like it is, which instills in you a feeling of fearlessness. As a result, you have a tendency to spark fights and arguments and even dare to "cross the boss" on occasion. Those conflicts can be curtailed in 2013 – if you’d like them to be – by practicing a little more patience and sensibility.

Notable Superstars who share this sign: Jerry Lawler (November 29), Dean Ambrose (December 7), Rey Mysterio (December 11), “Stone Cold” Steve Austin (December 18)

CAPRICORN (December 22 – January 20)

You’ve faced plenty of adversity in life, but, like fellow Capricorn R-Truth, misfortune has forged you into a strong competitor. It’s also shaped your personality: reserved yet sturdy, authoritative yet patient. You know when to strike, and you leave it all in the ring when you do. Those attributes contribute to your strength of character and ambition. Others may believe you to be too unemotional, but you harbor a quiet verve in your every endeavor. Be aware that 2013 is certain to be fraught with emotional bouts, both personal and professional.

Notable Superstars who share this sign: Sin Cara (December 22), Antonio Cesaro (December 27), Tamina (January 10), “Hacksaw” Jim Duggan (January 14), R-Truth (January 19)