The Rock gives John Cena 'history lessons' around Boston photos
The Rock begins to deliver his unique "history lessons" to John Cena, beginning with an alternate take on the Boston Tea Party.
Just like the Americans of old threw British tea into the harbor, The Great One declares that "Tonight we're gonna take John Cena's hot trash, all of his garbage, and throw it in the harbor where it belongs."
The Brahma Bull holds a Cena alarm clock aloft. "Can you imagine waking up every morning to that face?"
The Cena garden gnome is next to face The Great One's wrath. "What fourth dimension of hell did this come from?"
"See John, the revolution begins tonight, we're going to take all your garbage and all your hot trash ... and roll it up in a ball, turn that sumb*!&$ sideways and stick it straight up your rooty tooty fresh and fruity candy a$$."
Rock History Lesson No. 2 concerns the ride of Paul Revere.
"Paul Revere, riding through the streets of Boston, yelling 'The British are coming!' Imagine if it was this goof."
"If John Cena had led the American revolution, right now all of us we'd be playing cricket, sipping tea and saluting the Queen."
The Great One pontificates that, had such a thing come to pass, Americans would have continued under British reign until The Rock himself invented a time machine to travel back and defeat Cena in 1776, preserving the American Revolution itself.
"The great patriot would be riding through the streets of Boston screaming with joy, 'The Rock is coming, The Rock is coming!'"
