Dolph Ziggler def. Sheamus (Kiss Me Arse Match)

CHICAGO – Though Dolph Ziggler overcame Sheamus in a “Kiss Me Arse” Match at Extreme Rules, it was The Showoff who ultimately lost on the back end.

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The bleach-blond Superstar’s showdown for pride against The Celtic Warrior proved to be absolutely explosive from the start. The match started with the vicious brawl that spilled outside the ring. While Ziggler initiated the brawl, It was Sheamus who delivered a prolonged and torturous beat down for most of the match. Then, in the final moments, a battered Ziggler shocked Sheamus and the sold-out Chicago members of the WWE Universe alike when he contered a suplex attempt by trapping The Celtic Warrior’s head and arm to score the three-count. With terror in his eyes, the Irish Superstar was faced with the startling realization of kissing his adversary’s arse in a match that he himself suggested.

After agonizing over what he had to do with numerous retreats, however, Sheamus would suddenly turn the tables, first dropping Ziggler with a low blow and then blasting him with the Brogue Kick. Sheamus then robbed Ziggler of his win by lifting Dolph’s unconscious head and rubbing it all over his alabaster arse!

Ziggler’s official and moral victory quickly turned into the most humiliating moment of his career. The question now is, “Are you entertained, Fella?!”