WWE's most absurd Superstars: photos | WWE

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Half-man! Half-taur! It’s Mantaur!

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Phantasio was great at making WWE fans disappear. Abracadabra!

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What birdbrain thought up The Gobbledy Gooker?

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Good thing Christmas only comes once a year. Who wants to see Xanta Klaus all the time?

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Who was Who? Who cares?

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Look, it's Razor Ramon! Wait, no it's not.

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T.L. Hopper could clean toilets as well as he could wrestle, which wasn't very well.

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Max Moon reminded WWE fans of a "Star Wars" movie. Unfortunately, it was "The Phanton Menace."

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Who let The Goon out of the penalty box?

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WWE Diva Kaitlyn said Big Bully Busick's mustache was the finest in WWE history.

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Friar Ferguson may be the most inexplicable Superstar of all time.

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Isaac Yankem, D.D.S was Jerry Lawler's personal dentist.

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Who was WWE's Mystery Man? WWE fans never found out.

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The Repo Man's claim to fame is that time he stole Randy Savage's hat

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Who knew Amish dudes could be as dangerous as Roadkill?

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Tony Atlas wasn't fooling anyone when he reinvented himself as Ugandan warrior Saba Simba.

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The Stalker’s camouflage made him disappear — into obscurity.

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The Spirit Squad gave WWE fans a whole new reason to despise male cheerleaders.

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Think Bastion Booger looked disgusting? Try watching one of his matches. Yuck!

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Had Canada not given us the Hart family, we might still be ticked off about The Mountie.

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The Red Rooster attempted to redefine the word “chicken.” He failed.

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How did The Berzerker get through airport security with a medieval arsenal?

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Battle Kat went after rivals like a tabby on a ball of yarn.

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Tekno Team 2000 caused WWE fans to fear the future.

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Nailz was surprisingly intimidating for a man in an orange jumpsuit.

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Outback Jack was WWE’s only Australian Superstar. The ones who didn’t make it can blame him.

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Who thought it was a good idea to give Terry Funk a live chainsaw?

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